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The complete guide on
“How to lose a scammer in 10 days”
Few rules before you read on
1) If you are easily offended, press Alt+F4 for further instructions…
2) Don’t feel sorry for these scums. They will rip you off without thinking for a sec if they had the chance.
3) If you are going to read on, read it all or don't read at all
4) No right clicking and saving!
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Bonjour.. I am Nidhin Padinjath from On a normal day, I would have sent that email to trash with the rest of those “online degree” mails…but as luck has it, I was kinda bored at work and I decided to reply to this email, just to see what response I would get. I assumed the identity of a not-so-educated middle-aged man (I reckon that is the ideal victim for these scammers). And the following is the conversation I had with Mr. Ashton Tyler. I wonder if he is related to Charles Taylor. I must admit, I never thought the string of emails would go as much as it did. And top points to Ashton Tyler for persistence. I mean, this guy was thick. He was as thick as a Rhinoceros in a leather jacket. And he never gave upon me. No matter how outrageous and stupid my emails sounded. Or the colourful excuses I came up with when he asked me to send him money…Thank you Ashton…you moron... Below is the mail that I received in my inbox. I didn’t want to use my real email, so I signed up for another email ID as Rajendra Prasad and continued my conversation….. |
Thüringen Lotto <thuerigen_awards50@yahoo.de> wrote:
Date:
Subject: Congratulations!!! You Have Won A Million Euro...Contact Your
Claims Agent.
From: Thüringen Lotto <thuerigen_awards50@yahoo.de>
Thüringen Lotto
Central Office
Management and Central Services:
Weseler-Stasse 5b
DE - 28732 Bremen
Germany
Reference Number: TL/Spiel-77/07-TOTO
Batch: TL/07- TOTO/2628
Congratulations!!!
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws of the Thüringen Lotto Program.
Thüringen Lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000
e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced
automated random computer ballot search from the internet as part of our
international promotions program which we conduct every year. No
tickets were sold.
After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address attached to
serial number 07-2628 drew the lucky numbers 7-14-17-33-40-42 which
consequently emerged you as one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in this
category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
€1,000,000.00 (One Million EURO) in cash credited to file
TL/Spiel-77/07-TOTO. This is from a total cash prize of €50 Million
Euro shared amongst the first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.
This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for Thüringen Lotto.
The estimated €50 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in
to two winners in a Febuary 2003 drawing of The Big Game Mega Millions'
predecessor.
Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank with a hardcover insurance.
Due to the mix up of some numbers,names and e-mail addresses, we advice
that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account as this
is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted
taking advantage of this program by the general public.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in
€1,000,000.00 (One Million Euro) would be released to you by our
affiliate bank in
to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact
with him.
To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent
assigned to you:
Mr.Ashton Tyler
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
E-mail: mails_tyler33@yahoo.de
Your claims agent will assist you in the processing and remittance of your
prize funds into your designated bank account.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than 3 weeks. After
this date all funds will be returned to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed.
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please endeavor to
quote your Reference Number:TL/Spiel-77/07-TOTO and Batch numbers:TL/07-
TOTO/2628 in every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore, should
there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon
as possible.
Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to
participate in this program.
Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks for
being part of our
promotions program.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Sophie Dohl
Promotions Manager.
Thüringen Lotto.
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Sweet Gorilla of Manilla….. That’s one long email. And quite convincing. I mean why wouldn’t I win a random draw of emails on the internet. After all, the internet is not a dump truck, it is a series of tubes. And you always hear about people who go rich on the net. So Rajendra Prasad, who happens to be the lucky winner, replies….. |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date:
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Reference Number:TL/Spiel-77/07-TOTO and Batch numbers:TL/07-TOTO/2628
To: mails_tyler33@yahoo.de
Dear mr ashton sar,
I am very hapy to know that my email address was pick as winner. I would like to claim money now. please dont let it go to tresary as unclaimed. so send me the check as son as posible. I think of you as my dear brother. i have many plans for the money. I want to buy new car. so send me money as soon as posible
I love you
rajendra prasad
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There. Nice and easy. We don’t want to be too forward. Play it cool. Cool like Fonzie in a freezer. Just enough to keep him interested. Sure enough, next day when I open my inbox, there is a mail waiting for me. |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date: Thu,
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Thüringen Lotto Claim Process
To: mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk
I am Mr.Ashton Tyler, the fiduciary agent assigned to your case to help you in the claims process of your funds. I wish to congratulate you and to say you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. All the winners in the Lottery were selected by an advanced automated random computer ballot search from the internet as part of our international promotions program which we conduct every year.No tickets were sold.
You are required to fill the attached Lotto Payment Verification Form to facilitate the processing of your claims which will lead to the payment of your prize to you as required. You are also to send a copy of your International Passport or Drivers License along with the filled form. If you do not have any of these, you can send your National Identity Card or any other form of Identification.
You are to choose only One (1) from the Two (2) given options on how to claim your prize. For any option you choose, you are to fill in the necessary information .
1. Transfer of your funds to your local bank account by Telegraphic Bank transfer and your funds will be in your account within 48 hours.
2. You employ the services of our affiliate courier/diplomatic service to deliver your prize Funds to you in form of Consignment to your physical mailing address.
You will be totally responsible for the Telegraphic Bank Transfer Charges OR Courier Charges. When we receive your Filled Form, we will send you more information about any option you choose.
Note that your funds have been insured and no deductions of any kind can be made on your funds.
You are to send your Filled Form and Scanned Identification by Fax or E-mail (JPEG or PDF) format.
Once again I say congratulations and hope to hear from you soon.
Yours faithfully,
Mr.Ashton Tyler
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
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And attached with the email was a pdf document asking for my details including Address, Bank account and Passport details. Can anyone spell Identity Fraud? So I copy the lot into Word and send him some fake details along with this email. |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date:
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Thüringen Lotto Claim Process
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
hallo Ashton tyler. I am so happy to see mail. when i wake up today, i chek mail firstly and find your mail. i am happy. i download your form and when i try to fill, i cannot fill. why? so i copy and put it in word. my son, Ambilikuttan taut me how to use word, so i kno. i hope it is ok. you wont reject my claim if form in word, ok?
i canot believe i won 1 million euro. i am happy. And you brings me hapynes. May lord Ganesha touch you with his trunk and bles you. i dont tell son of my win. i want it to suprise him. my wife shanthamma cooking chapti now. the beutiful smell of chapati remind me of good life i will have when i get 1 million euros. please sent money now to me. all my details in form. i hope to receive money by end of week. TV says there is rain next monday. so i want to deposit money in bank beofre monday. i dont want money to be get wet. hope you understaqnd.
i hope your family is good. lots of love for my dearest friend ashon
sent money as soonas posible.
love and kisses for my friend
Rajendra Prasad
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Now all I need to do is wait for “Ashton Tyler” to get back to me. Which he did, the very next day…. |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date:
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
SUBJECT:COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY.
We recieved your duly accomplished Lotto Payment Verification Form,our affiliate Courier/Diplomatic Service Company has been informed to deliver the consignment containing your prize Funds of €1,000,000.00(One Million Euros) and other highly sensitive document to your designated mailing address.
Furthermore, be informed that, in compliance with the policies governing Thüringen Lotto, you are required to pay a fee of GBP 1000( One Thousand Pounds) before the Courier process of your prize funds to your address can be initiated. This payment is to cover for Courier/Diplomatic Service charge, VAT, administrative charges and Insurance.
Note that,the charge is high as a result of the hardcover insurance we have undertaken incase of loss,damage,or theft of your highly sensitive documents.
After payment you will be required to send by fax/e-mail the receipt of payment.As soon as we receive confirmation of payment of the above charges, your consignment will be dispatched immediately. The date/ time of departure and expected date of delivery will be sent to you.
Note that your funds has been insured and no deductions of any kind can be made on your funds.
Acknowledge receipt of this mail so we can send you information on how to transfer the required charges.
Give me a call for any information you need and I say congratulations again.
Mr.Ashton Tyler
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
CC
Mrs.Sophie Dohl
Promotions Manager.
Thüringen Lotto.
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Oh..How original!!!..Asking money for insurance and postage. And he already mentioned that funds have been insured and no deductions of any kind can be made out of it, so I cannot ask him to take postage out of my winning. This guy is a smart. He has thought this all the way through…. But he is not going to get away with a general email to me. If you want my money, you have to work for it baby.. |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date:
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
hallo ashton
i tell my wife i win 1 million euro. she is happy. she make my favorate 'chemmeen curry'. i eat and i am crying. she putting to much chili powder in curry. i tel her ashton will not do this. he is like me brother.
so if you sent me genral email, i not talk to you. I win 1 milion euro man. show me som respect man. Plese adres me as Rajendra periya thalaivar. it is very impotent in my culture. I hav one word to tel you. You can take horse to water but is worth 2 bird in tree.
i call you ashton kovar kazhutha from now own. 'kovar kazhutha' in my langage mean little brother. yu are me little brother who bring me happiness. i always take lotto.i never win. but you tell me i win 1 million euros. it make me happy and you are a little brothr of me. you call me 'rajendra periya thalaivar'. 'periya thalaivar, in my langage mean big brother. it makes me hapy when pepil cal me big brother. i am trying to get 1000 pound to send you. dont send me documnts by normal mail. postman alwyas open good mail and take money. so send it with hign insurence. what is adres i sent money to. you give me no adres.
i look for your mail everyday. please send me mail now. lots of love for my kovar kazhutha
your rajendra periya thalaivar
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I wonder if I went a bit over the top? Is he going to see through me and stop mailing?..No.oh no..not our ever dependable Ashtop Tyler who replies….. |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date:
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Hello Rajendra periya thalaivar,
I am happy to hear from you. First of all, let me congratulate you for winning of 1 million Euros. Not many people in this world are lucky to win this. All your dreams will come true once you receive the payments.
For this, it is very important that your sent us the 1000 pounds that is due. This is to insure the consignment containing your prize Funds of €1,000,000.00(One Million Euros) and other highly sensitive document to your designated mailing address. You are correct about postman opening good mails and ripping people of their money and documents. That is why, we insist on hardcover insurance. Because my friend, this fund has been insured to full amount, we cannot deduct money from your winning to pay for the insurance.
The address to send the money is
RECEIVER'S NAME:Thomas Wise
ADDRESS:24 old broad street,
Please make sure that you send the money immedietly. If you dont claim your money within 15 days, all funds will be returned to Lottery treasury as unclaimed. Do not let that happen and send the money as soon as possible to the above address.
My family is doing good. I hope your family is good too. Also send a copy of your Passport by fax to verify your identity.
Regards
Mr.Ashton Tyler
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
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Hmm. So we finally have an address. I checked it in Google maps and it seems the address is near Euston, |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date:
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Hallo Ashton kovar kazhuthe,
i am very so happy to hear from you. You are lik sunshien when i open curtan in room. i am happy when i read your mail. i wil send money soon. dont make money go to trasury as unclaim. i am very sad when that happen. 1000 pound is lot of money. but dont send documens and money by normal post. take good insurence. i will send you money. my son sold his rubber estate in Kottayam and he got money in bank. i wil take money and send to you. i dont tell son. i want to make it suprise for son.
when you stop mail, you do not say, with love Ashton kovar kazhutha. Why? you do not think you my little brother? i am sad. Or is it becase you are forgetful persen?I hav a cusin who forget to open glas door when he runs out of house. He always crash righit into glas when he go out. He is a good exampel of forgetful person. Are you forgetful persen?please put Ashton kovar kazhutha when you end mail.
lastday my mariage anuversary. We al go to famous restorant. They hav beutiful tiles on floor. We get seat wit view of road. We hav food and drinks. They even hav playspace for kids. it is caled Mcdonalds. Very nice.
after i get money, i want to buy car with alram. my neybour has car wit alram and remote control door open. i want to buy one . do you have car with rmote control door open? my wife very hapy i win 1 million euro. she cook today kappa and meen curry. i eat to much. now i farting lik ambasador car on cold morning. my wife want to inevst money. I say no. we first ask ashton kovar kazhutha before we make invest. He have good idea for invest. she also want new sari.
today it raining. i wil send money soon.i have vatham on legs and do not walk when rain. tv say sunshien tomarow. so i go to bank tomarow. i say hallo to your family.
I love you forever
Rajendra periya thalaivar
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I’m sure he doesn’t understand half the Malayalam words that I use. But he doesn’t mention anything about that and still continue to ask me for money!! |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date: Thu,
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Dear Mr Rajendra periya thalaivar,
Good day to you. As I explained earlier in my mail, you have to send the GBP 1000( One Thousand Pounds) to our address as soon as possible to avoid losing your money to Lottery treasury as unclaimed.
And yes, buying a new car is a good investment. I suggest you speak to a financial planner as to where is the best place to invest your money. But do so only after you receive the full payment of 1 million euros. Until then, it is better to keep this a secret as we dont want the unwarranted taking advantage of this program. Also it is better to keep your winning a secret from your son as it will be a real good surprise for him.
Note that your funds has been insured and no deductions of any kind can be made on your funds.
Give me a call for any information you need and I say congratulations again. Convey my regards to your family.
With love
Ashton kovar kazhutha
Mr.Ashton Tyler
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
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Tally me banana....Finally.!!!.He is doing what I am asking him to!!. I had a good laugh too. And buying a new car is a good investment.?.Boy, this guy is smart, isn’t he? He does trust me to send him money though. Time for more excuses, I suppose… |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date:
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Hallo kovar kazhuthe,
i see your mail with good hapyness. my hapynes s is betwean birth of me son and eating frst mango fruit from my mango tree. i tank you for good wisdom that buy new car is good invsetmnet. You are lik Kuttusan in Balarama. Very smart. i goto bank tuday. but bank close when i come there. so i go home. i goto my neybour thankappan chettan house. we have brandy and touchings. i tell thankappan chettan i win 1 million euro. he so hapy. i tel him porblem with bring money from
today i see 1 bollywood movie, vasanthi-yum lakshmi-yum pinne njanum. in movie shah ruk khan is hero and he has lot of moneys. mamooty is tax police. mamooty go to shah ruk khan house and find lot of moneys and no taxs. but befor mamooty arest hero, hero start song and dance with girl. befor song finish problem with VcD. so i do not know if mamooty arest hero. i have so wory for shah ruk khan. so i think. when i win 1 million euro, i hav to pay tax. i do not like pay tax. so we hav to keep this secert.
i think tax police or FBI or PETA is watch us. My wife say she hear 2 click when she pikup fone.maybe they tap fone. Mamukkoya tap fone in movie Meesamadhavan. we must careful. no use real name. we use nicname. I am adu thoma and you are tintumon. we use nicname from now. so tax police canot catch us.
I like when you say you love me. even my wife do not say it to me. i like if you sent documents and moneys now. how are your family and wife. Shantamma say hallo to you.
with love and kisses
adu thoma
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After this email, I was sure that he won’t reply. I mean, anyone with an unrestricted blood flow to their brain will know that I am having this guy on. But does Mr. Taylor see through me?….. |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date:
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Dear Rajendra periya thalaivar,
I am happy to hear back from you. I think of you as my big brother too. A brother who will take little brothers advice and complete the transaction soon so as not to let the money go to treasury as unclaimed. Thank you for enquiring about my family. They are fine. My daughter has come down with fever and I had to take her to the hospital. Hence the delay in replying.
I understand that you have been consulting with your neighbour. It is better not to discuss your winning with others until you receive the payment in full. I understand your concern regarding tax for your winnings. Since this money is kept securely in an overseas bank, tax officials do not have information about this. Hence you will not be taxed and you will get the full payment of 1 million euros.
You are required to make the payment of £1000 GBP (One Thousand Pounds) by Western union money transfer payable with the information below so to enable our affiliate Courier/Diplomatic Service Company deliver the consignment containing your prize Funds of €1,000,000.00(One Million Euros) and other highly sensitive document to your designated mailing address.
RECEIVER'S NAME:Thomas Wise
ADDRESS:24 old broad street,
After transfering the payment,you will be required to send by fax/e-mail the receipt of payment.As soon as we receive confirmation of payment of the above charges, your consignment will be dispatched immediately. The date/ time of departure and expected date of delivery will be sent to you.
Acknowledge receipt of this mail with the western union money transfer receipt so as to finalize this claim.
Yours faithfully,
Ashton Tyler kovar kazhutha
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
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Cursed bacteria of |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date:
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
what are you doing Tintumon. you use my rael name Rajendra periya thalaivar. i tell you use nickname so tax police or BBc or PETA canot catch me. do you want mamooty to arest me? I am askin you ashton. Are you afraid of success? Is geting up after fall is harder than faling after getup?
i so sad to hear your dauter's fever. i wil tel you good medicin\. we use in family when we get fever. boil fresh cow dung in pot and applly it to face. then mix 1 corriandar , 1 salt , 1 paracetmol, and hydragen peroxide in hot water and drink. fever go away. good medicin.
yestarday I was read manorama. My wife ask, do I luk fat in this sari? I tel her , u no luk fat in sari, luks like sari too small for you. She hit me with broom. I have back sore. I tel her, after I get million euro, I wil throw away broom and buy vacuum cleaner so she canot hit me. so send money imedietely.
I am hapy today. My son get me 1 gift. He get me cycle. It is pink color and have pony infront and red and yelow ribon coming out at end of handile. He say he get it cheap. I ride cycle to bank.every pepil like it becase they luk at me and laugff. Only problem my lungi get catch in chain and fall on road. i goto bank today. they tell me tey not do westernunion. i want to go anothar plase tomarow. i first get money from sons bank and sent to you. after i sent receit, you sent me money and documants.ok .
we tak long time now. i lik to see your face. sent me foto of face. i sent you foto of me. tel me if you like foto. no use real nam in net mail. caerful . use nicname
with lots of love Adu thoma
me in posing me dancing in onam celebrsions
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Do I get a reply after these super cool pictures of Rajani that I sent? Sure I do….now I know one thing for sure. This guy didn’t get enough oxygen at birth and will buy anything that I say... Just a matter of pushing the envelope and see how much I can get away with…… |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date:
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Dear Adu thoma,
I am happy to hear back from you. Thankyou for sending medicine receipie. I will try it next time daugther have fever.
Also thank you for sending the photos. You look very handsome. We also dance in our country during celebrations. We have so much in common and we really are like brothers. I am sorry to hear that you couldnt send the money through bank. Try the post office. They usually have western Union money transfer. I am trusting you with sending the money for insurance and courier expenses. It is important that you send the money without delay and not break my trust.
Today, the CEO of lottery commission Mr Andrew Charles rang me about your account. There were 50 winners of 1 million euros and only 3 are remaining as unclaimed. Everyone else got their money. And your account is one of the unclaimed ones. So send money as soon as you can before it goes to treasury as unclaimed. You only have 4 days remaining.
We will use the code names so that tax officers in your country cannot know about our transaction. I am looking forward to receiving your money transfer receipt by fax.
With love, your brother
Tintumon
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
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Because that’s what lottery commission CEO’s do. Ring around and see why people are not claiming their winnings!! And he is playing the “trust” card!!!…Trying to get me to send money by making me feel guilty? Touché |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date: Thu,
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear Tintumon,
I hav som bad newses for you. I hope you are siting down..today i was riding cycle to post office to sent money by wetern union. oh lord siva .!!..ok.ok..i tell you...i get cal from fone from shanthamma, who is me wife. she tell me asianet seriel samadooram is cancel. o god. it was like lord saraswathi crushing me with all 4 hands....in newses shock, i fal from cycle and sprain my feat. so i wok bak to house. i hoep you undarstant. samadooram very good serial..i do not kno what happen to nagarajan who was goin to marry thushara....i go throu 1 box kleenex.they had it on sale at woolworths.
plese give extansen for pay of money. i send money later. me wife did not get up all day. she cry all day. i hav to hepl her until samadooram return...
i think maybe i come to
i sent you foto of me son. he always puting makeup on face. take him 1 our to get ready.i tel him to stop butt he no lisen. he work at 7-11 kada. but he bring me pan parag evreydays. so i happy. He also do part time job. He sell insurence to homless pepil. why you no send foto. i want to kno you real.? so sent foto.
llots of loves and kisseses
Adu thoma
me son Ambilikuttan. V. K
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I have no idea who the guy in the picture is. But he fits the scene perfectly. |
Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Date:
From: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Dear Adu thoma,
I still havent received the payment. Please make sure that send the money straightaway as you only have 8 days remaining to claim your winnings. I dont understand about asianet and samadooram that you speak of.
Thank you for sending me pictures of your family. I really appreciate that. I makes me feel like I know you even better. We are like family. I am asking you to send 1000 pounds for your own benefit. It will not be good if your winning (1 million euros) go back to Treasury as unclaimed. As family, I am trying to look after you.
The address to send money is
RECEIVER'S NAME:Thomas Wise
ADDRESS:24 old broad street,
After you send the money, please fax the receipt to me
I am also sending my picture along with this email. This will make us feel even closer.
With lots of love
Tintumon
Thüringen Lotto
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-402-0585
Fax: +44-870-068-8245
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Baam. Gotchya. All that hard work and now you are sending me my sweet sweet reward. Looks handsome…doesn’t he? Time to break it down to him…. |
Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com> wrote:
Date: Sat,
From: Rajendra Prasad <rprasad2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: COURIER/DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY
To: Thüringen Lotto <mails_tyler@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear Ashton Tyler or whatever the hell you call yourself,
Thank you for the photo. Congratulations. You have just won the “Moron Of The Year” (MOTY) competition. The winner was selected using an advanced automated random computer ballot. I will send you the winning prize money of 2 million rupees and associated documents. But you have to send me a cheque for £1100 (One thousand one hundred pounds only) for insurance and courier charges. The prize money is fully insured so it is not possible to deduct the expenses from that. Also, please keep your winning confidential for fear of your other scamming friends making fun of you.
I suggest you find another job immediately. You are just not cut out for internet scamming. A few more working brain cells would have helped you get over the line, but unfortunately, you SUXOR at the internet. I am quite glad that you took the time to read my mails and reply to them. The time you wasted, no doubt, is time you didn’t scam some gullible soul on the net. So I consider my time well spent.
Also, you do realise that there are fonts other than ‘Comic Sans MS’, don’t you?
Let me spell it out to you. You are half retarded, and that’s the good half. Now hear to it straight from JAYAN
With lots of love
Thalaivar
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Yeah…You tell him Jayan.. If you ever get one of these get rich fast mails, don’t delete them. Reply to them. And have fun. Like they say; Don’t get mad, get even! If you need any tips on how to deal with these guys, drop me a line at orkut and I shall get back to you. The key is to start simple and build on your story…… Peace out, Yáll. |
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